The First Epic LTD of TLS forums

[A]

You should, Rach.

I guess some characters are just created for the staff's own amusement, because Tifa has no importance to the FFVII compilation.

 

[Frostwave]

No, she brings the tragic comic relief! Why else would she have enormous breasts?

 

[I Am Not Me]

There's such a thing as tragic comic relief?

 

[Celes Chere]

Tifa's whole point was for the characters, players, and creators, to laugh at how badly she gets pwned by Cloud's rejection.

You didn't get that impression? O_O Fucking rabid.

 

[I Am Not Me]

Well I'm sorry for being such a rabid.

As it were, I paid no heed to Tifa's tragic yet humorous fate, as I was busy decoding all the symbolisms within FFVII that pointed to the true canon that is Clack.

I am a rabid Clack.





And I think she has enormous breasts because the staff are perverts.

 

[namakemono]

And I think she has enormous breasts because the staff are perverts.

I think it's because they needed to sell.

 

[I Am Not Me]

I don't think it'd be too weird if we're both right and they gave her big boobs because they needed to sell and are perverts at the same time.



The question here is...

Why didn't Aerith have big boobs too? It won't hurt to give her an extra cup size or two...

 

[paoo]

The question here is...

Why didn't Aerith have big boobs too? It won't hurt to give her an extra cup size or two...

Who's the pervert here? XDDD
Hmm.. Maybe if Aerith would have a bigger cleavage. MAYBE.. SE would become much more richer.

It's true, sex make wonders on anyone.
.....OMG!! WHAT AM I SAYING?!

 

[namakemono]

Maybe because..Tifa's boobs were enough for both of them.

...then again, there are people who believe there's no such thing as 'enough boobs'.

 

[I Am Not Me]

Hey, are you trying to insinuate that I'm a perv, xAerith?





I had this random thought...

Wouldn't sex be hard between Cloud and Tifa? I mean... the boobs. I'm thinking Cloud could suffocate or something.

And maybe the weight of Tifa's chest counted as part of her martial arts training. 8DDD



...I'll shut up now.

So!

Evidence against Tifa's boobs Cloti anyone?

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

I had this random thought...

Wouldn't sex be hard between Cloud and Tifa? I mean... the boobs. I'm thinking Cloud could suffocate or something.

And maybe the weight of Tifa's chest counted as part of her martial arts training. 8DDD

Eh, looks about a D/DD. I'll ask SO if he's had any trouble having sex with me.

 

[Ryushikaze]

I'm also willing to test and see if your breasts are suffocatory during sex, Nini. I will bite that bullet for the team.

That said, no, they won't pose a problem during sex. If they did, certain forms of porn couldn't exist.

 

[Channy]

Aerith didn't have big boobs because she was the pure one. der

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

Aerith didn't have big boobs because she was the pure one. der

I thought she didn't have big boobs because she had a smokin' ass.

 

[Ryushikaze]

Aerith didn't have big boobs because she was the pure one. der

So she has bigger breasts in CC and AC/C because she's not pure during those times?

Nifty.

Rehymenization?

 

[Isabella]

Why would breast size have anything to do with purity?

 

[Tetsujin]

BECAUSE BIG TITTIES MEAN YOU ARE A WHORE, DUH.

 

[paoo]

Hey, are you trying to insinuate that I'm a perv, xAerith?





I had this random thought...

Wouldn't sex be hard between Cloud and Tifa? I mean... the boobs. I'm thinking Cloud could suffocate or something.

And maybe the weight of Tifa's chest counted as part of her martial arts training. 8DDD

.....Yes.
OMFG!! I LOL'd so hard when I saw the Cloti sex-part. XDDD
I think Cloud and Teef would have to try different positions, so that Cloud won't suffocate. Or maybe Cloud loves to be suffocated by gigantic breasts? You can get turned on by everything when you are a man, you know.

Cloud: OMFG!! T...ifa-!
Tifa: Does it feel good?! Just keep going darling..

I think I am the perv here, I Am Not Me. () XDDD

Btw, I have the answer to Tifa's cleavage: All her muscles and fat goes to her boobies right away.
You see? I got answers for everything..

 

[Ⓐaron]

two words: erotic asphyxiation, .

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

If Tifa's boobs were an issue during sex, there wouldn't be so much BE porn. Next!

 

[paoo]

two words: erotic asphyxiation, .

..Erotic what? XDDD

 

[Cthulhu]

Asphyxiation, .

Also, just to add something random, Aerith's boobs are fine (in ACC, anyways, can't judge FFVII due to its caricaturist nature), and large breasts are only a problem if your name is Lolo Ferrari, i.e. when you can't breathe (as the wearer).

 

[Tennyo]

..Erotic what? XDDD

asphyxiation = suffocation

 

[Ⓐaron]

in other words, intentionally depriving the brain of oxygen in order to increase sexual arousal. Though if done the wrong way it's fatal, ergo I haven't tried it

 

[paoo]

asphyxiation = suffocation

Ohhhhh!
............
XDDDDDD