The First Epic LTD of TLS forums

[Ⓐaron]

LOL, THAT NEEDS TO BE A REAL CLUB.

Should I go make it, or do you or Ali want to do it?

 

[Celes Chere]

Go for it, V. >D

 

[OneWingedDemon]

Well, they just said that all Cloti on TLS worship him..

They also said that about me a couple of years back.
They're projecting; because they all hang on Anastar and FFG's every word (otherwise they get their asses banned/no attention), they think we must as well.

The problem with the Clerii is that they like to make up standards for Cloti to meet in order to be declared ~canonz~ in their books, and then say Cloti doesn't -- but if you apply the same standards to themselves, they can't meet them either (or any other couple for that matter).

This is why they start with assumptions: Cloud loved Aeris and continues to do so in death, proceeding to show us how he continues to love her without first proving that C loved A to begin with.

You'll often find them try to blow holes in the Cloti ship, while offering very little evidence as to why C/A is canon (well, other than the made-up shit no one believes outside their pink forums)

EDIT: Also, don't make the club. Trust me when I say you overestimate their intelligence in thinking they will understand it's a joke.

 

[crack]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA, of course we worship Ryu to the point where we make a club for him. And we totally love smashing our Nazi pink boots on them. Why else would we start off a club based off on a sensitive subject that's just completely taboo to bring up in the first place? And my ass that they weren't denying that koibito didn't mean lover, I was fucking part of that debate at the NC. They clearly trust their reliable internet friends rather than the source of numerous dictionaries and translators.

And then all of a sudden when koibito is announced as, "the woman who was Cloud's koibito," it's not one sided. Fuck, I'll tell them I'm Alise's koibito and I'd like to see what they say about that, because Aerith's name isn't even mentioned there. And isn't that what they've been arguing about in regard to Tifa's side? Beh. I don't think the NC will be opening anytime soon though, so whatever.

Oh lawd.

 

[Celes Chere]

They also said that about me a couple of years back.

Really? We should make the club dedicated to you as well. Anyone who has been referred to as an object of worship, or a Cloti God. (That's an honor, I think! XD) I was mad because once they called me "That Celes guy". I'm a girl. D=

(well, other than the made-up shit no one believes outside their pink forums)

The Koi fish proof is still the best, imo. I hope TNC opens up again- funny moments there.

 

[Ⓐaron]

Go for it, V. >D

Honestly, I think Ali should make it since it was her idea. Especially since I'm shit out of ideas for group descriptions at the moment

EDIT: Also, don't make the club. Trust me when I say you overestimate their intelligence in thinking they will understand it's a joke.

Maybe if we put a huge disclaimer in the group discription noting that it's satire they'll get the idea Probably not though

 

[crack]

They basically target whoever is live bait (I'm gonna use A as an example, if you don't mind), because she admins the Cloti forum and Ryu because... well, he's everywhere ( See where I'm going with this RyuRyu), and I think a few years back it was that girl Tana or whatvas that they claimed to be leading the Clitoooos. It's a torch handed back and forth gaiz. Too bad they fuck up the forum by trolling it all the time. Get some common sense.

And TNC opening would be cool and all, but I swear I might just asplode if I see one more debate about colors and how burgundy red brown and red are COMPLETELY DIFFERENT COLAHS.

 

[Celes Chere]

Probably not though

Definitely not. Which is why it would be hilarious.

I see one more debate about colors

Leave it to Cali, to bring up such intelligent topics for debate.

 

[Isabella]

Also, we're all apparently 'freaking out' about Aerith being Cloud's koibito.

Did you actually read that somewhere? 'Cause if so, LMAO!

 

[Ⓐaron]

Definitely not. Which is why it would be hilarious.

Good call

 

[Celes Chere]

Did you actually read that somewhere? 'Cause if so, LMAO!

Yes, I did. All of the TLS members are just so distraught over it. xDD

 

[A]

They basically target whoever is live bait (I'm gonna use A as an example, if you don't mind).

Where is this?

 

[Isabella]

Most TLS members are educated enough to understand the concept of CONTEXT.

 

[crack]

Where is this?

One example. Youtube video dedication. Your name.

POOF COMES A TROLL.






Do you see where I'm going with this?

 

[A]

Hence why I needed a name change in the first place.

Also, I'm not sure if we should actually make a club like that. Though, if Ryu's okay with it, I'm all for dedicating the club to his perverted Cloti ways.

WE NEED EXORCISTS HERE.




And seriously. Has it not yet been discussed with them that the color that they're implying as the color of love also can mean blood/anger/jealousy/death? I wonder if they have an explanation for that.

 

[Lily Ella]

Yes, I did. All of the TLS members are just so distraught over it. xDD

Ah, Phantom Clotis. It's both funny and annoying that they feel the need to create these "clotis" in an effort to make the ~opposition~ look bad.

They also said that about me a couple of years back.

I remember that! XD They also thought that you were a man, for some odd reason.

I don't know why they think "To the woman Cloud = friend and lover" written from Aerith's POV is somehow different from what was said in Maiden, where she thought she loved Cloud until she found out it was the Zack in Cloud.

Exactly. I don't see how this is any different from MoTP.

 

[I Am Not Me]

Well, I'm more distraught about the absence of Zack in relation to the koibito comment. It's not the Cloti me that's distraught. It's the Zerith side. One-sided koibitoness is not enough to disprove the canon AMIRITE. Besides, I'm sure the woman (aka Cloud's mom) is describing Cloud as a sweet person.

Besides,

Spoiler: ACC Spoilers...if they're still spoilers O_o

Clerith has officially died in ACC. Remember how Cloud is a total Zerith? Having them both in his irises... Zack's large, broad sword in Aerith's flowers... A novella won't phase my Clotiness. But it disturbed my Zerithness. I'm over it though. I watched ACC again is why.

I still need to read MoTP. OTL


And are you guys sure those Cleriths in the opposition aren't made up either? I want the proofz!

 

[A]

What she said doesn't differ from what she said from MoTP. It also doesn't differ because it's one sided. And that's really all that it is.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

Ah, Phantom Clotis. It's both funny and annoying that they feel the need to create these "clotis" in an effort to make the ~opposition~ look bad.

Clotis also cannot handle Cloud being weak and want him to be buff and testosterone laden so that he can rescue Tifa and hate him being emo for reasons like "We don't understand his emotional side!" I read it on a website, it must be true.

 

[Ryushikaze]

It's pretty disappointing how people have to make up stuff in order to get a fictional pairing 'canon.' I don't see why people would go so far into... actually interviewing people. And if they're really going to make the Japanese culture seem in their views, I'm afraid they'll be disappointed if they one day do visit Japan for real. Who says the color red doesn't mean blood or jealousy there either?

You'll find it rather does, actually.

And it's just being all hypocritical, from what I see. Note that these are the very same people who insisted that koibito had no potential of it being a word referred to as lover, and yet when koibito is brought up to their side it automatically means that it's not one sided, and it means lover!

... And I remember just a month or two ago lurking and reading about a debate going on how koibito didn't mean lover. To the point where Ryu had to actually BRING OUT A DICTIONARY and show it to them. Not to mention to post tons and tons of credentials from sites... and the word tachiba, which is always left behind.

Because consistency, honesty, all of that doesn't matter if Aerith wins.

just said that all Cloti on TLS worship him...

Not just all in general? That's what the little birdy told me. Of course the grander set would encompass the smaller set...

Of course we worship him. We worship him like they worship their Clerith Cetra tyrant. And we totally dedicated a club to him too, titling it as...

RYU. THE BOOB LOVING CLOTI.

Oh the irony. D :

LOL, THAT NEEDS TO BE A REAL CLUB. Also, we're all apparently 'freaking out' about Aerith being Cloud's koibito.

They wouldn't get the joke. Even with blatant and giant disclaimers. They have a habit of missing the obvious.

 

[Ⓐaron]

They wouldn't get the joke. Even with blatant and giant disclaimers. They have a habit of missing the obvious.

All the more reason to make it, then; that way we'll have moar to laugh at

 

[spirit3d]

Moreover, is that the kind of person they want their self-insert Mary-Sue heroine to end up in a relationship with?

Maybe it is. A Cloud who would be so selfish in his ~*all consuming love*~ for Aerith that he would do ~*anything*~ to be with her...even if it means breaking the hearts of little kids, woman who loves him as well as going against his creator's intentions.

And its freaky that they see Cloud that way yet have MASSIVE girly crushes on him. O.O

Phantom Clotis.

They are the best kind of Cloti's! I hear the typical phantom cloti is male and only wants Tifa to win the "competition" because of her big breasts.

 

[Tennyo]

Yes, I did. All of the TLS members are just so distraught over it. xDD

What is this now?

Also someone go post in Hope.

 

[Celes Chere]

And are you guys sure those Cleriths in the opposition aren't made up either? I want the proofz!

Haven't you ever read Desfailed? XD

Not just all in general? That's what the little birdy told me. Of course the grander set would encompass the smaller set...

Well, this was said in the TLS thread, not just a general thread. Like, has anyone noticed that they put Clotis into categories? "TNC Cloti" are a new "breed" and so are TLS, and the CT Forums. It's... weird.

Even with blatant and giant disclaimers.

What if we make it bold and pink?

What is this now?

Also someone go post in Hope

Phantom Clotis. They're always so jealous of Clerith proof, too.

I posted.

 

[Tennyo]

Well, this was said in the TLS thread, not just a general thread. Like, has anyone noticed that they put Clotis into categories? "TNC Cloti" are a new "breed" and so are TLS, and the CT Forums. It's... weird.

But... aren't most of the TNC Clotis members here?

Phantom Clotis. They're always so jealous of Clerith proof, too.

I posted.

o i c

And yay!