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[Max Payne]

Aerith's a slut.

Tifa's a slut.

There, I just offended half the board.

Says the slut.

 

[Dawnbreaker]

Wait, only half when you insulted both girls? Was the other half totally gunning for Yuffie, then?

The other half likes the idea of them being sluts.

@Dacon: Obvious statement is obvious.

 

[Channy]

Vincent is a post-op F-to-M transsexual, PROVE ME WRONG.

I SAID DON'T GO THERE

Aerith
"So, what are you going to do now?"

Cloud
"...Is Sector 7 far from here? I want to go to Tifa's bar."

Aerith
"Is Tifa...... a girl?"

Cloud
"Yeah."

Aerith
"A girl... friend?"

Cloud
"Girlfriend? Yeah, that's right."

Aerith
"Oh, how nice."

Again, my bad, I forgot about the choice in that situation.

There's no insinuation. Tifa loves cloud. Fact. Whether or not she's a bitch enough to ask Aerith to back off is irrelevant to her actual emotions regarding Cloud. Thinking so makes me think there's probably still a "teen" attached to your age.

<-- 19 says you're correct, sir.

Aerith
"Well then, let's see......"
"How about if I go out with you once?"

This is within MINUTES of meeting him. Yeah, that's offering herself.

OH. I thought you meant at the very beginning when she gives him a flower.

Initially, yes, you were asked, and you replied, and then began lolling over the hooplah your comment on clothing=characterization made. Then you have the nerve to say "your opinions, keep them to yourselves" after instigating the topic, and repeatedly poking it with a stick.

What I meant by "your opinions, keep them to yourselves" is that it felt like everyone here was trying to push the fact that Tifa isn't a slut, when again it was my opinion on her and you can't change my opinion.

Sorry if my post came across as trying to shut you lot up, I worded it wrong.

You shouldn't have brought it up then.

Also, a girl pining over the same guy for what? 7 years, seems generally shy around men not her friends, and spends most of her time working in a bar/blowing shit up.

Not to mention she's an incredibly dangerous woman which is a turn off for a lot of average men.

Assumptions, an ass they make you.

This seems very contradictory as people who work in bars, tend to not be shy at all, be it the same or opposite sex.

There's no indication that Yuffie doesn't have nightly orgies with Barret, Cid, and Vincent either, but in the absence of information indicating that an event has occurred in a work of fiction it's generally acceptable to assume it hasn't.

I SAID DON'T GO THERE

Aerith's a slut.

Tifa's a slut.

There, I just offended half the board.

Dawn you bitch. Apologize right the fuck now.

 

[Max Payne]

This seems very contradictory as people who work in bars, tend to not be shy at all, be it the same or opposite sex.

Cuz there's no way a poor girl in a slum could be shy AND work in a bar amirite?

 

[Dawnbreaker]

I'm already on my knees begging for forgiveness, Chanz.

 

[Max Payne]

I'm already on my knees begging for forgiveness, Chanz.

Yeah, it's forgiveness you're begging for. Riiiiiiiiiiiite.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

I SAID DON'T GO THERE

I MUST HAVE MISREAD YOUR POST SRRY.

Okay, prove Vincent didn't get over Lucrecia and moved on with Elmyra.

 

[Dawnbreaker]

Yeah, it's forgiveness you're begging for. Riiiiiiiiiiiite.

Hey, don't judge because I'm beautiful, baby!


/attentionwhore

 

[Channy]

Cuz there's no way a poor girl in a slum could be shy AND work in a bar amirite?

Just seems highly unlikely is all. *shrugs*

I'm already on my knees begging for forgiveness, Chanz.

WELL YOU'RE NOT FORGIVEN.

But stay on your knees.

Okay, prove Vincent didn't get over Lucrecia and moved on with Elmyra.

THATS IT

PROVE TIFA AND BARRET DIDN'T HAVE HOT DOGGYSTYLE SEX IN SEVENTH HEAVEN WHILE CLOUD WAS COMATOSE IN THE LIFESTREAM SOMEWHERE. PROVE IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

 

[Dawnbreaker]

I shall remain genuflected until I have atoned for my many sins as deemed by those I hath sinned against.

Amen!

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

PROVE TIFA AND BARRET DIDN'T HAVE HOT DOGGYSTYLE SEX IN SEVENTH HEAVEN WHILE CLOUD WAS COMATOSE IN THE LIFESTREAM SOMEWHERE. PROVE IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

PROVE AERITH DID NOT HAVE A THREESOME WITH SEPHIROTH AND ANGEAL IN THE LIFESTREAM IN ORDER TO PURIFY THEIR SOULS.

This is fun.

 

[Ⓐaron]

Just seems highly unlikely is all. *shrugs*

Why? FFVII's world clearly depicts capitalism. In capitalism, lots of people are forced into jobs they hate due to having no other option. A girl from the slums wouldn't really have very many options.

 

[Channy]

Eww, Angeal? x;

 

[Max Payne]

Just seems highly unlikely is all. *shrugs*

Given how many women I've known that work in the service industry that don't like being approached/propositioned by random men, especially at work, I don't find it unlikely at all.

 

[Channy]

Given how many women I've known that work in the service industry that don't like being approached/propositioned by random men, especially at work, I don't find it unlikely at all.

And that is where the experiences shape a persons perspective comes into play, because I've seen the exact opposite.

 

[Max Payne]

That's because you obviously lived in places where women have voluntarily taken those jobs, whereas where I've lived they've done it out of necessity, not out of any sort of desire to be there.

 

[Ⓐaron]

Again, you live in Canada. In other words, a country with a decent welfare system. If a person hates their job there they'll probably just quit. In the U.S., they pretty much have no choice but to keep working at it, unless they're lucky enough to be able to find a better job.

FFVII's world clearly does not have a well developed welfare state, so Tifa not enjoying the attentions of random men is a very realistic possibility.

 

[Channy]

Well I would think that working in the service industry you'd have to want to do it. Because if you're too much of a wallflower people won't connect with you and you won't made good money through tips, etc.

 

[Dawnbreaker]

AerithxTifa <3

No Cloud whatsoever.

 

[Ⓐaron]

When a person has no other choice but to keep working at their job, it really doesn't matter how much they enjoy said job, they're going to have to keep doing it either way. Granted, a lot of women will learn to pretend to enjoy the attentions of random men simply because the system rewards them for doing so, but that doesn't mean they'll actually enjoy it.

 

[Max Payne]

Well I would think that working in the service industry you'd have to want to do it. Because if you're too much of a wallflower people won't connect with you and you won't made good money through tips, etc.

PFFAH.

People tip women/men for being pretty, bringing their food on time, or just generally because they feel like being nice. You don't have to "connect" with someone to get good tips. The ability to "connect" with random people you're not likely to remember ain't necessary to get proper tips. And like the jew said, fake that shit.

And who the hell really wants to work in the service industry?

 

[Dawnbreaker]

I knew a girl who quit a job in an office for it.

But I'd never do it. You might be surprised to note it's not something I like, so who knows? I suppose the game's creators can build another 300 page book to explain it.

 

[Channy]

PFFAH.

People tip women/men for being pretty, bringing their food on time, or just generally because they feel like being nice. You don't have to "connect" with someone to get good tips. The ability to "connect" with random people you're not likely to remember ain't necessary to get proper tips. And like the jew said, fake that shit.

And who the hell really wants to work in the service industry?

True, you don't have to connect but if you're afraid to talk to people you'll push people away and your manager will be very displeased.

...People who like people?

 

[Max Payne]

Seeing as how a lot of folks in the industry encounter shitheads on a daily basis that have no respect for anyone, I can't understand that.

 

[Dawnbreaker]

You can learn to fake liking people to keep your job; trust me, I've done it. Though I must say I did become more outgoing but I'm not sure if that made me like people more or less.