Things that piss you off

[Alex]

Dear retarded gaming community:

A game IS NOT GOOD if it's built around a mindless multiplayer. DO NOT give the most painfully mainstream shooter (aside from Halo) a perfect rating JUST BECAUSE it HAPPENS to throw in a slightly lengthier single campaign than its predecessors. These shitty games are the reason why Mass Effect 2 is being sold for $20 while MW2 is still at $50. FUCK. YOU.

You just earned, like, 20 gold stars.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

Dear retarded gaming community:

A game IS NOT GOOD if it's built around a mindless multiplayer. DO NOT give the most painfully mainstream shooter (aside from Halo) a perfect rating JUST BECAUSE it HAPPENS to throw in a slightly lengthier single campaign than its predecessors. These shitty games are the reason why Mass Effect 2 is being sold for $20 while MW2 is still at $50. FUCK. YOU.

on the bright side, you can get fucking amazing games for cheap this way. It's possible SO MANY people bought mass effect 2 that they were able to bring the price down for all the unfortunate souls who do not have it.

 

[Winter]

my ex-coworker got hired at a good company with better pay doing a desk job. however, the company went under.

he now gets unemployment benefits.

he came through my line at my store the other day and i was like "are you looking for another job? you know they'll hire you back here." and he went "haha hell no! i get $400 a week just sitting around on my ass, i'm not gonna bother to get a job until my unemployment benefits are gone, like 3 months from now. retail sucks anyways, i'd rather have no job than work retail."

FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE. YOU ARE EVERYTHING THAT IS WRONG WITH THE SYSTEM. YOU WERE A DOUCHEBAG TO BEGIN WITH, BUT NOW I KNOW FOR SURE THAT YOU ARE IN ALL HONESTY THE BOTTOM TIER OF SOCIETY.

plus it's fucked up that he gets twice as much for sitting around doing fuck nothing than i do busting my ass for 30+ hours a week

god dammit america

 

[Super Mario]

Losing Miranda, Zaeed and Legion (My ensemble darkhorse) on the suicide mission due to stupid Paragon bs and poor decision making. DAMN YOU POOR DECISION MAKING!!!

 

[Tifabelle]

mah moms telling me I'm giving too much stuff to my food drive. srsly, mom? kind of messed up.



Edit: Also, forgetting to put the frozen food in the freezer. Ooops.

 

[Vossler]

my ex-coworker got hired at a good company with better pay doing a desk job. however, the company went under.

he now gets unemployment benefits.

he came through my line at my store the other day and i was like "are you looking for another job? you know they'll hire you back here." and he went "haha hell no! i get $400 a week just sitting around on my ass, i'm not gonna bother to get a job until my unemployment benefits are gone, like 3 months from now. retail sucks anyways, i'd rather have no job than work retail."

FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE. YOU ARE EVERYTHING THAT IS WRONG WITH THE SYSTEM. YOU WERE A DOUCHEBAG TO BEGIN WITH, BUT NOW I KNOW FOR SURE THAT YOU ARE IN ALL HONESTY THE BOTTOM TIER OF SOCIETY.

plus it's fucked up that he gets twice as much for sitting around doing fuck nothing than i do busting my ass for 30+ hours a week

god dammit america

Well, on the bright side. Once the benefits run out, he'd be fucked. No job, no money,no sitting on your ass. You'll have the last laugh in the end.

 

[Max Caulfield]

I FEEL SO ALONE. D:

 

[Madame Mayor]

Co-worker who seriously needs to get fired or transfered to a store that isn't as high traffic.

 

[Joker]

I FEEL SO ALONE. D:

You're never alone.

Mumble is always watching.

 

[Max Caulfield]

You're never alone.

Mumble is always watching.

I know... he talks to me from under my bed before I go to bed every night. Some times he even sings me a lullaby.

 

[Joe]

I know... he talks to me from under my bed before I go to bed every night. Some times he even sings me a lullaby.

?

 

[Joker]

:joker:

 

[Max Caulfield]

?

Pffft! Of course! It's one of my favorites!

 

[Sheva Alomar]

Curse you, Fallout: New Vegas, for allowing me to strike yet another interesting vein in the story just when I want to go to sleep!

 

[Bex]

O GOD THIS HOUSE ALARM HAS BEEN GOING OFF SINCE 9PM LAST NIGHT
I've had about 2 hours sleep
Fuck this. The one chance I get for a lie in and it gets totally messed up.
Mood? Murderous.

 

[Super Mario]

You're never alone.

Mumble is always watching.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

i watched a scary alien video footage thing and so i had to imagine leik the ms paint adventures trolls helping me because it made me feel better not to mention i didnt get to sleep for at least another hour

ITR: aki reveals that aliens just scare the shit outta her

 

[Tifabelle]

ITR: aki reveals that aliens just scare the shit outta her

Aliens scare me too, bb.

 

[Super Mario]

i watched a scary alien video footage thing and so i had to imagine leik the ms paint adventures trolls helping me because it made me feel better not to mention i didnt get to sleep for at least another hour

ITR: aki reveals that aliens just scare the shit outta her

how come Garrus doesn't scare you!? D:

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

how come Garrus doesn't scare you!? D:

It's just greys. Just greys.

 

[Joker]

Calibrations. BD

 

[Super Mario]

It's just greys. Just greys.

Oh in that case. Shoot to kill.

 

[Dana Scully]

Headaches.

 

[Joker]

^ this, so much right now

 

[X-SOLDIER]

That it's only fucking 3:15PM right now, but it feels like I've already been at work for 12 hours.


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