There is a whole stack of things that have really pissed me off this week, but I've bit it back for the most part and now I'm nearly at the weekend and I'm getting to saturation point.
I'm so sorry [insert friend name here], you're clearly having a horrible time of things right now, I get that, but just because I'm not dumping all my shit on you does NOT mean that every fucking thing is tickety-boo. It fucking ain't. My shit is faaaaaaaaaaaar worse than yours. I know this because YOU WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT. Your woes are actually fairly trivial and easily remedied, you just enjoy the drama you get out of having them.