I wish I were clever/bold enough to do things like that.
The whole lot in front of it was the guy's previous fraudulous activities, which is rather funnay too:
* Forging his mom's signature at age 6 (for whatever reason)
* Writing a message on the wall but with a false name, age 14
* Responding to said message on the wall with another false name
* Registering on a website with a false name, age 16. The horror. I am shame.
* Clicking the 'Yes, I am 18 years or older' on a site with dirty pictures, age 16.
* Using a VPN to watch a football stream only available in the Netherlands (from abroad)
* Using his neighbour's wifi.
* Lying about the size of his dick on an online research thing. Also using a fake e-mail address.
* Using remote desktop to play poker through his home PC in the hospital ('cause poker's not allowed. And he played with fireworks.)
* Telling the hot nurse he feels a lot better (which he lies about). Nurse writes down his false statement.
* Attempting to hack the hospital network, connecting his laptop to a wall socket.
* Gaining access to a server with medical records. Reads his own.
* Hacks his way into an administrator account and gains access to the whole hospital network.
* Still bored, he screws around with the meal preferences of other patients. The mood of patients on strict diets raises dramatically.
* Impresses a girl with some form or another with cancer by predicting what patient will get which meal next.
* Gets discharged from the hospital.
* Starts his new job as a sysadmin at the hospital.
* Gives a guy in the hospital porn, 'cause the only thing he really misses from home is his porn.
* Said guy distributes porn to everyone else.
* From all rooms of male patients with a laptop and no headphones and something of a libido comes the noise of moaning girls (and from one room that of a moaning boy. orly?)
* Gets discharged from the hospital again.