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I was dressed up as Hermione and this dude dresserd up as Harry at the bar flirted with me a lil bit!!!!!!
Oh god shipper goggles
THE GOGGLES, THEY DO EVERYTHING!
I was dressed up as Hermione and this dude dresserd up as Harry at the bar flirted with me a lil bit!!!!!!
Oh god shipper goggles
also rishi i'm gonna find that harry guy and punch him in the dick
Now you must wager: do you choose to worship him or not?
So we can describe our calculus of pain, holding (p) as the probability that Cthulhu exists, and (1 − p) that he does not exist.
If you worship him, we assign X1 as the pain if he does exist, and X2 as the pain if he does not exist. X2 is less than X1 because in both instances you go through the pain associated with worshipping Cthulhu, but in X1,, you also get eaten, which is more painful.
If you worship him your expected pain (EP1) is some finite constant:
EP1 = p(X1) + (1 − p)(X2)
For the case where you do not worship him, we assign Y1 as the pain if he does exist, and Y2 as the pain if he does not exist. Y2 will be zero or negative, because you actually get pleasure if you don't worship him and he does not exist.
If you do not worship him, your expected pain is:
EP2 = p(Y1) + (1 − p)(Y2)
However, (Y1), the pain if he does exist and you don't worship him, is infinite. Therefore, expected pain is infinite if you do not worship him, no matter what the associated probability (p).
As infinite pain is always greater than any finite pain, EP2 is always greater than EP1.
Therefore, in order to minimize your pain, the only rational thing for you to do is to pick EP1, and worship Cthulhu through self-flagellation and ritual sacrifice. QED
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Waking up with no hangover and being the only person in a nightclub dressed as a mummy. Originality +10. There were some awesome zombies though.
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I put in a fan fic I wrote and I got JRR Tolkein.
Put in a reading response I wrote for class and got HP Lovecraft.
Obviously I am destined to be an epic pioneer of the sci-fi/fantasy genre.
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I put in a fan fic I wrote and I got JRR Tolkein.
Put in a reading response I wrote for class and got HP Lovecraft.
Obviously I am destined to be an epic pioneer of the sci-fi/fantasy genre.
Apparently, I write like Dan Brown. Wut.
I did the same with a bit of FFVII garbage I wrote ages ago and I got Vladimir Nabokov There wasn't even any sex in it! Just a bit of swearing.
I don't know if I should be worried or not :/
Nabokov is one of my favourite writers. I'm envious.
Say what you will about the content. The prose itself is the most beautiful I've read imo.