“But which one is the REAL one? It’s obviously X and not Y as evidenced by this, this, and that.”
“You moron, it’s clearly Y and not X and here’s why you’re an idiot.”
“Guys...it’s all canon.”
“Yeah, but if you look at this translation of this interview and you look at the phrase used here, it can be interpreted in multiple ways but the way that phrase is most commonly used in Japanese is this as confirmed by this person that I contacted online who studied Japanese for 5 years and if you cross reference this to the English, Spanish, French, German, Elvish and Klingon translations which are obviously approved by SE and must therefore be accurate then you can clearly see the creators intended for this ending to be the true ending and furthermore if you look at the advertisements and you pay attention to how this character is placed next to that character and you look at the footage that SE decided to use in the promotions and in the end credits and if you look at their official Western social media accounts which are obviously being personally managed by Kitase, Nomura, Nojima, and Hamaguchi you can clearly see what the true, objectively canon ending is intended. Team (insert ship here) for life!”