The most annoying fandom assumptions that make no sense and won't die.

Ravynne Nevyrmore

that one Lucrecia fangirl
AKA
Ravynne
DrakeClawfang said:
Mukki is a guy, Lucrecia is a milf.
Fixed.

Scarlet is fairly unattractive, also. She just dresses like a slut. But if you look at her character artwork, she's pretty old and wrinkly.

And we don't know what Shera or Ifalna look like.

Rosso is ugly IMO.

BUT to address your point, it is my personal opinion that Sephiroth would have taken advantage of his status at some point or another, if not on a somewhat regular basis.
 

Ryushikaze

Deus Admiral Parsimonious, PHD, DDS, MD, JD, OBE
AKA
Tim, Ryu
Mukki is a guy, Shera is a milf.

No, Mukki LOOKS male. Hence she is an ugly woman.

And I wasn't suggesting Shera was ugly.
But she's not a MILF. She's only in her 30s with no kids, for crying out loud.

Now Tifa's a FMILF.
 

Tennyo

Higher Further Faster
What is the difference between a MILF and a FMILF?

Also I take that back, maybe Elmyra wasn't pretty. XD

Also I've always imagined Scarlet as a cougar. :wackymonster:
 

Alex

alex is dead
AKA
Alex, Ashes, Pennywise, Bill Weasley, Jack's Smirking Revenge, Sterling Archer
Scarlet is fairly unattractive, also. She just dresses like a slut. But if you look at her character artwork, she's pretty old and wrinkly.

lol wut

Scarlet-artwork.jpg
 

S and G

FFVII books and stuff
AKA
MJ Gallagher
Bah, clearly his arm is strong enough to swing that sword around like a twig because he jacks off with the fury of a thousand mako reactors burning at the same time.

Man, can you imagine he equipped the wrong materia while he was having a go at himself? OOOFT!!!!! Carnage!!! He'd blow a hole in the side of the Shinra tower.

It's more like a crater but I'll give it to you.

Jenova could be pretty if she wasn't so freaky.

A lot of guys may be into that. Not me personally. I prefer my women to be human, less than a century old, sane, non-viral and with head.

But, like I said...some guys might be into that. :aah:

Maybe when she was younger.

That all depends on her skills with a broom ;)

War widow with no kids. She'd be gagging for it. No wonder Tseng was always hanging around.

Fixed.

Scarlet is fairly unattractive, also. She just dresses like a slut. But if you look at her character artwork, she's pretty old and wrinkly.

And we don't know what Shera or Ifalna look like.

Rosso is ugly IMO.

BUT to address your point, it is my personal opinion that Sephiroth would have taken advantage of his status at some point or another, if not on a somewhat regular basis.

Scarlet has the same creepy "I think I'm hot no matter how old and frumpy I get" thing going on as Madonna. *Shivers* Just calm the fuck down and get some meat on you.

I reckon Shera would look like an older version of Lucrecia. But, it might just be the lab coat. This year's must-have fashion accessory.

And Rosso is not a looker, but a Russian accent on a chick is shit hot (hence not hot in Japanese version). Plus she has steel pants on. Hard-to-get methinks. I reckon she would be like a Black Widow spider - mate with you then eat you. Totally worth it.

As for the ACTUAL point, I don't really think Sephiroth was particularly interested in women. I reckon he would have had fangirls (not you lot :P) falling over themselves to get to him, but I picture him as being ignorant towards it. Bet he had a rager for Genesis, though.
 
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Tennyo

Higher Further Faster
Scarlet is a Cougar! Older, but still super hot, and probably went after men half her age. :monster:

So how did we get on this topic again?
 

Makoeyes987

Listen closely, there is meaning in my words.
AKA
Smooth Criminal
Scarlet is hot.

And so is Rosso.

Whoever denies this, is a liar. FILTH AND LIES.
 

Makoeyes987

Listen closely, there is meaning in my words.
AKA
Smooth Criminal
You're the liar.

Scarlet is the sex. SOLDIERs even think so in CC. :monster:

And Rosso the Crimson probably the hottest thing to come out of SOLDIER since....everything. She could dig those claws into me any night.
 

Max Payne

Banned
AKA
Leon S. Kennedy,Terry Bogard, The Dark Knight, Dacon, John Marston, Teal'c
Rosso comes off as way too whorish to me for some reason, which is a complete turn off for me.
 

Makoeyes987

Listen closely, there is meaning in my words.
AKA
Smooth Criminal
Rosso comes off as way too whorish to me for some reason, which is a complete turn off for me.

Good. Means more Rosso fun for me. :monster:

I love how she exuded blatant sexual harassment and murderous lust whenever around Vincent. It was awesome.
 

S and G

FFVII books and stuff
AKA
MJ Gallagher
...and after we were freed from our chains, do you know what we did?

We fucked like bunnies
 
Scarlet is the sex. SOLDIERs even think so in CC. :monster:

And Rosso the Crimson probably the hottest thing to come out of SOLDIER since....everything. She could dig those claws into me any night.

Scarlet is a stuck-up bitch who never should have gained any position of power on the Shinra corporation. Her crow-laugh mixed with Heidegger's horse laugh is like a symphony conducted on old chalk boards.

And Rosso... *sigh* Her attire is a disgrace both in terms of combat and fashion.
 
I think that would hurt after a while. But yeah, if I went was a 30 year-old famous war hero in a world full of chicks like the FF7 world has*, and Cid is getting more action than me, I'd lose my mind too.

What are you saying? Cid is hot. Plus he's a real man - probably knows how to put up shelves and fix lawnmowers and everything. Can't see Sephiroth doing that.
 

Smaddy

Green Mage
Scarlet is a stuck-up bitch who never should have gained any position of power on the Shinra corporation. Her crow-laugh mixed with Heidegger's horse laugh is like a symphony conducted on old chalk boards.
:lol:

And Rosso... *sigh* Her attire is a disgrace both in terms of combat and fashion.
Never understood why most women's armor involves a bare stomach. In a real battle, that's just making yourself an easy target.

Rosso would be all right, except I dislike her accent. It sounds fake, and takes me out of the scene whenever she speaks.
 

Ryushikaze

Deus Admiral Parsimonious, PHD, DDS, MD, JD, OBE
AKA
Tim, Ryu
:lol:


Never understood why most women's armor involves a bare stomach. In a real battle, that's just making yourself an easy target.

Rosso would be all right, except I dislike her accent. It sounds fake, and takes me out of the scene whenever she speaks.

Bare bellies are better than hookerplate. At least open stomach armors exist historically. Not that they were ever AFAIK also plate armor, but...
 

Max Payne

Banned
AKA
Leon S. Kennedy,Terry Bogard, The Dark Knight, Dacon, John Marston, Teal'c
:lol:


Never understood why most women's armor involves a bare stomach. In a real battle, that's just making yourself an easy target.

Rosso would be all right, except I dislike her accent. It sounds fake, and takes me out of the scene whenever she speaks.

Well armor has been designing with bare stomach before, with chainmail covering the stomach supposedly for ease of mobility.

But I doubt Rosso was wearing that crap for armor.
 

Smaddy

Green Mage
Well armor has been designing with bare stomach before, with chainmail covering the stomach supposedly for ease of mobility.

But I doubt Rosso was wearing that crap for armor.
Oh no, I was just saying in general. Most female fantasy characters are like "I'm wearing this tiny bikini and boots, let's go battle!"

I don't think Rosso would even need armor, seeing how she is.
 

Max Payne

Banned
AKA
Leon S. Kennedy,Terry Bogard, The Dark Knight, Dacon, John Marston, Teal'c
I just noticed that error.

FFFFFFFFFFFF.
 

Neutron Ronnie

From The Front of Armament
AKA
Powerslave
Oh no, I was just saying in general. Most female fantasy characters are like "I'm wearing this tiny bikini and boots, let's go battle!"

I suppose the argument is that distraction works just as well as deflection, if not better. :monster:
 

OWA-2

Pro Adventurer
Scarlet is a stuck-up bitch who never should have gained any position of power on the Shinra corporation. Her crow-laugh...

I agree 100%. Her bitchness, disregard for human life(didn't she shoot against some Shinra grunts in Corel?), her lust for power(wanting to rule the company after her boss'(Rufus) "dead"), her laugh, and the fact she shouldn't have gained any position of power because of those "qualities"....

.....Scarlet practically is FFVII's version of Kefka.
 
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Lord Noctis

Harbinger of Darkness
AKA
Caius Ballad
I agree 100%. Her bitchness, disregard for human life(didn't she shoot against some Shinra grunts in Corel?), her lust for power(wanting to rule the company after her boss'(Rufus) "dead"), her laugh, and the fact she shouldn't have gained any position of power because of those "qualities"....

.....Scarlet practically is FFVII's version of Kefka.

That would explain how she got so high up in the company, Shinra has a thing for insane people. *Cough*Hojo!*Cough*
 

Max Payne

Banned
AKA
Leon S. Kennedy,Terry Bogard, The Dark Knight, Dacon, John Marston, Teal'c
I agree 100%. Her bitchness, disregard for human life(didn't she shoot against some Shinra grunts in Corel?), her lust for power(wanting to rule the company after her boss'(Rufus) "dead"), her laugh, and the fact she shouldn't have gained any position of power because of those "qualities"....

.....Scarlet practically is FFVII's version of Kefka.

Except she's not apeshit crazy, which makes her actions even more inexcusable.
 

Ryushikaze

Deus Admiral Parsimonious, PHD, DDS, MD, JD, OBE
AKA
Tim, Ryu
Except she's not apeshit crazy, which makes her actions even more inexcusable.

There's also the fact that Kefka began acting like he did after being used for experiments, and gained his rank and authority before acting like the evil clown.
 
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