So, what do you think the LTD conclusion is? (Round 2)

[Makoeyes987]

Yeah, and the one she's had since childhood. I mean, if we're talking about subtext for FF7 hidden in other games, what of Cloud being able to equip female only equipment in FFTactics? It MUST mean Cloud is ACTUALLY FEMALE!

Think about it. Search your feelings. YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE.

That's probably one of the longest running in-jokes for a main FF character. In every game he's appeared in that has him as a playable character that equips shit...he inexplicably has access to fucking female clothes.

I think we now know the reason.

 

[Fairheartstrife]

I think we now know the reason.

Tifa has a fetish, what can he do? Bitch is kinky like that. Gotta keep her happy...or no 'Final Heaven'.

 

[Ryushikaze]

That's probably one of the longest running in-jokes for a main FF character. In every game he's appeared in that has him as a playable character that equips shit...he inexplicably has access to fucking female clothes.

I think we now know the reason.

Because she's a woman herself.
DUH.
And there's only two games where 'he' can actually 'equip' women's clothing. In FF7, his equipment remains the same even as he 'crossdresses'.

Also, Firi's awkward way with women is technically a longer running but less commonly occurring in joke.

 

[Celes Chere]

You're boring.

NO, U. D;<

Tifa has a fetish, what can he do? Bitch is kinky like that. Gotta keep her happy...or no 'Final Heaven'.

OH MY LOL. Have I told you lately that I love you? But yeah, Final Heaven > Gospel Rain. B)

 

[Fairheartstrife]

Right back atchya! <3

 

[OneWingedDemon]

Well, I'm sure Aeris's Gospel is GREAT, but Tifa's Final heaven is well, heavenly.

Also, I'm with whoever said Lightning seems boring so far. So does Maaya do both voices, young and old? Because I like the older manlier version, but can totally see bubble gum Aeris in younger version.

If Serah dies, and Snow and Lightning end up getting together

no no, that was a resigned smile at the end. it was forced. Inwardly, her heart resembles a runny egg

 

[Dashell]

Apparently pointing out that the official sources say that Cait Sith's fortunes are usually incorrect and unreliable, not treating Chibica is an almighty God who knows everything and explaining that unreliable and "rarely correct" does not mean "you don't answer the question but you give a correct prediction" makes you an ass.

 

[Makoeyes987]

Apparently being a Cloti makes you an ass.

Fixx'd that for ya.

 

[Dashell]

Did you guys know that rarely correct means "doesn't tell you what you want to hear but is actually correct?"
I didn't, learn something new every day.

 

[The Twilight Mexican]

Did you guys know that rarely correct means "doesn't tell you what you want to hear but is actually correct?"
I didn't, learn something new every day.

It's literary analysis, Que.

 

[Dashell]

I'm fairly certain it's grasping at straws but w/e

Oh and apparently if I say two people have a future together and one of them dies the next day, it's ONLY sad if I'm correct.

This is probably gonna come back to bite me in the ass but I'm just in a mood right now... I GOT MY DRIVER'S LICENSE

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

Did you guys know that rarely correct means "doesn't tell you what you want to hear but is actually correct?"
I didn't, learn something new every day.

Then does that mean Cloud didn't want to be a perfect match to Aerith? And that he actually wanted to be with YuffieTifa or something?

 

[Ryushikaze]

Apparently pointing out that the official sources say that Cait Sith's fortunes are usually incorrect and unreliable, not treating Chibica is an almighty God who knows everything and explaining that unreliable and "rarely correct" does not mean "you don't answer the question but you give a correct prediction" makes you an ass.

It's because shattering someone's beautiful delusion is MEAN, Quex.

Did you guys know that rarely correct means "doesn't tell you what you want to hear but is actually correct?"
I didn't, learn something new every day.

You're visiting Bizarro world, Quex?

It's literary analysis, Que.

Literary Torture, more like. Doing whatever you have to to the text to make it say whatever you want it to, not what it actualy says.

 

[Isabella]

It's the loophole approach to literary analysis. "How can I twist, shake, poke and sit on this sentence until I can find a way to make it say something other than the obvious?"

Examples include "realize their feelings" = "Omg we're friends!" and "together in a way that's different than before" = "Omg the war is over!"

 

[Vendel]

It's the loophole approach to literary analysis. "How can I twist, shake, poke and sit on this sentence until I can find a way to make it say something other than the obvious?"

Examples include "realize their feelings" = "Omg we're friends!" and "together in a way that's different than before" = "Omg the war is over!"

Oh! Oh! I got one. "Tender memories" = "OMG Tifa is a bitch" er I mean "Painful memories".

 

[Fairheartstrife]

"Lived together" = College roommates

"Family"= AVALANCHE

"Promised Land"= Cold puddle of spirit water.

"'I want to be forgiven'"= I want to fuck you in fields of flowers

...

 

[Vendel]

...

That means rejection.

At least when it is Cloud to Tifa.

 

[Dashell]

Even though it turned out to be fake:

Ideal love = you love an ideal version of them and don't know anything about them.

 

[Vendel]

Someone refresh my memory. When Cloud feels Sephy and Aerith in his soul. Do we not see a vision of Sephy walking along the..uh..streets?

 

[OneWingedDemon]

shhhh

Sadly, Clerith can't even come close to having something like "so cold, im ALWAYS by your side" in their arsenal.

...and really, the evidence for Clephiroth is undeniable

 

[Tennyo]

How about we let Lightning be her own woman, and punch Cloud in the face?

YES

*quotes*

 

[The Twilight Mexican]

Someone refresh my memory. When Cloud feels Sephy and Aerith in his soul. Do we not see a vision of Sephy walking along the..uh..streets?

Nope:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS-h8Yffwiw#t=12m27s

It's the next day, when following Seph further north, that Cloud has a vision of him:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS-h8Yffwiw#t=29m15s

...and really, the evidence for Clephiroth is undeniable

I always read that as "Claphiroth" and think we're talking about the evolved form of the Gonorrhea pokémon.

 

[Vendel]

Nope:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS-h8Yffwiw#t=13m37s

It's the next day, when following Seph further north, that Cloud has a vision of him:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS-h8Yffwiw#t=29m15s

Your first link is past the scene in question a bit. But thank you for this refresher. I do find it hilarious that this has been used as clerith proofs.

"He feels Aeris in his soul". Yeah...while he is having mental breakdowns, visions of sephy and bouts of "oppsIamapuppet". Then again maybe it really is Clephiroth.

 

[The Twilight Mexican]

Your first link is past the scene in question a bit.

Shit, you know what I did? I hit "3" instead of "2" twice in the same link. That should be 12 minutes, 27 seconds.

Thanks, let me edit that.

But thank you for this refresher. I do find it hilarious that this has been used as clerith proofs.

It's silly, yes.

"He feels Aeris in his soul". Yeah...while he is having mental breakdowns, visions of sephy and bouts of "oppsIamapuppet". Then again maybe it really is Clephiroth.

It could as easily be. I mean, Seph wanted Cloud to find her and kill her. It's not hard to imagine that Seph was the one letting him know Aerith was there.

 

[Shadowfox]

It's the loophole approach to literary analysis. "How can I twist, shake, poke and sit on this sentence until I can find a way to make it say something other than the obvious?"

Examples include "realize their feelings" = "Omg we're friends!" and "together in a way that's different than before" = "Omg the war is over!"

Hmmm... "I'm okay now because I have you in a different way from before" = "Will you be my mommy?"