The most annoying fandom assumptions that make no sense and won't die.

[Ravynne Nevyrmore]

Actually Tetsuya Nomura doesn't even exist.


Here are some of the ones I find myself having to correct over and over again:

- Lucrecia is Aeris (because their bangs are similar)
- Jenova was Sephiroth's real mother (yes, STILL)
- Case of Denzel takes place 4 years after AC/DoC

Someone actually said the other day that DoC takes place 3 years after AC, too.

Meteorfall, people. METEORFALL.

 

[Max Payne]

Actually Tetsuya Nomura doesn't even exist.


Here are some of the ones I find myself having to correct over and over again:

- Lucrecia is Aeris (because their bangs are similar)
- Jenova was Sephiroth's real mother (yes, STILL)
- Case of Denzel takes place 4 years after AC/DoC

Someone actually said the other day that DoC takes place 3 years after AC, too.

Meteorfall, people. METEORFALL.

What the fuck are you talking about, meteors don't fall you dumb whore.

 

[Smaddy]

Here are some of the ones I find myself having to correct over and over again:

- Lucrecia is Aeris (because their bangs are similar)

Meteorfall, people. METEORFALL.

Oh the Lucrecia = Aeris thing is so annoying. As if the CloudxAeris/ZackxAeris debate isn't enough, stupid people make it like it's VincentxAeris.
"But why is Aeris in that crystal?"
"it isn't Aeris you dumbass!"

I went to YouTube to hunt for past comments I saw. It took me no effort, the first DOC video I went to, its first comment in its unedited glory:

lucracie is doughter of hojo she is part of his expiriment ans you known sephiroth has 2 mothers jenova and her thats why i think she died becus she was his exeperiment her last wish was emaby give vincent spec power like chaos

And even better,

what if... Lucrecia is Vincent's mother??
it would be very freudian.

"..."

I mean, really.

 

[Ryushikaze]

Actually Tetsuya Nomura doesn't even exist.

SSSSSSHHH! You'll blow our cover?

Here are some of the ones I find myself having to correct over and over again:

- Lucrecia is Aeris (because their bangs are similar)

But... They aren't similiar... Except in that they both have bangs...

- Jenova was Sephiroth's real mother (yes, STILL)

... Despite, of course, Luccy saying the opposite.

- Case of Denzel takes place 4 years after AC/DoC

Someone actually said the other day that DoC takes place 3 years after AC, too.

Meteorfall, people. METEORFALL.

Sephiroth was a Meteor, maybe?

What the fuck are you talking about, meteors don't fall you dumb whore.

Pssst. Dac, big giant red thing. Related to a materia. Kind of a plot point of FF7, but you could miss it, I admit.

I went to YouTube to hunt for past comments I saw. It took me no effort, the first DOC video I went to, its first comment in its unedited glory:


And even better,

"..."

I mean, really.

Those were literally painful to read, and the content just made them worse.

 

[Cthulhu]

People have actually claimed that?

I always thought the strongest fictional character would be God.

Just posting this two pages later for the lulz. God isn't the most powerful character, else he would've done things right, . If he does exist, he's either not almighty, or a massive dick.

 

[Tetsujin]

Just posting this two pages later for the lulz. God isn't the most powerful character, else he would've done things right, . If he does exist, he's either not almighty, or a massive dick.

Having power doesn't mean you do things right.

 

[Ravynne Nevyrmore]

lucracie is doughter of hojo she is part of his expiriment ans you known sephiroth has 2 mothers jenova and her thats why i think she died becus she was his exeperiment her last wish was emaby give vincent spec power like chaos

And I thus direct you to the quote in my sig once spoken by the wiseman Hitoshura.

Or the idiot savant Hitoshura, if you will.

But... They aren't similiar... Except in that they both have bangs...

And therefore they are the same person.

... Despite, of course, Luccy saying the opposite.

Holy crap, I forgot to even mention "Lucrecia is dead." That has been the BANE of my fandom for 11 years! Despite, you know, Vincent explicitly remarking that Lucrecia is alive, and Lucrecia then saying how she wanted to die but couldn't. Twice.

I always thought the strongest fictional character would be God.

Lolllll I missed that, but I'm going back just to thank it.

 

[Cthulhu]

Having power doesn't mean you do things right.

Having big tits doesn't mean Cloud lurves yu0, .

 

[Neutron Ronnie]

Having big tits doesn't mean Cloud lurves yu0, .

But being a dead Cetran flower girl does.

 

[S and G]

For those of us lucky enough to have seen South Park: Imaginationland, it has been made abundantly clear that out of all imaginary beings both good and evil, one is more power than any other...


...Butters. He wishes an M16 into Jesus' hands. That's what I call power.

 

[Ryushikaze]

Just posting this two pages later for the lulz. God isn't the most powerful character, else he would've done things right, . If he does exist, he's either not almighty, or a massive dick.

By the canon, and in this case, I mean that exactly as I say it, both of those things are EXACTLY the case.

And therefore they are the same person.

Even though those bangs don't look alike?
And some people think that fandom disputes exist because there's legitimate room for wiggle room.
Those people are by and large wrong.

Holy crap, I forgot to even mention "Lucrecia is dead." That has been the BANE of my fandom for 11 years! Despite, you know, Vincent explicitly remarking that Lucrecia is alive, and Lucrecia then saying how she wanted to die but couldn't. Twice.

At most, she's undead, but yeah, Luccy still up and about.

Having big tits doesn't mean Cloud lurves yu0, .

Just means he loves you more than if you didn't.

 

[Dashell]

Just posting this two pages later for the lulz. God isn't the most powerful character, else he would've done things right, . If he does exist, he's either not almighty, or a massive dick.

Amen

 

[Sprites]

Annoying fandom assumptions are the worst kinds...my personal favourites are

The existence of Turquoise Weapon and Onyx weapon.

The man in the tube is called The General and helps you with reviving Aeris...Jesus I don't think I need to go any further, I don't particularly want to either.

Zack is able to join your party in FFVII if you run around the midgar mountains long enough.....right to all of those people, go down to the basement in the Nibelhiem mansion after Cloud rejoins the party to experience a lovely little cutscene...THERE'S YOUR FUCKING ANSWER!! Not to mention oh I don't know that tiny, little, insignificant game released for the psp that kicks the crap out of that claim.

Lucrecia is Aeris (Because their bangs are similar)

People actually....you know what I'm not even gonna finish that sentence because the claim alone is retarded enough.

Oh yeah hey this site is actually my favourite site ever for some of the most ridiculous rumours and fan assumptions made about FFVII: http://ff7rumors.tripod.com

 

[Alex]

Turk Alliance is fucking awesome.

Tifa's Jenova Claw ftw.

 

[Smaddy]

Who in their right mind would want to even equip/wear any part of Jenova, anyway?

(Shut up Sephiroth, nobody asked you!)

 

[Sprites]

You've got to wonder where people got it into their heads that things like underwater chocobos or and this is the worst; fucking cheese weapons on moons actually exist in the game...I mean really. Oh yeah I edited my link because I realised it lead to the miscellaneous rumours page instead of the site itself.

 

[Dashell]

Hey guys... Aerith and Sephiroth have similar bangs, I think they're the same person.

 

[Smaddy]

Hey guys... Aerith and Sephiroth have similar bangs, I think they're the same person.

No, just brother & sister.

 

[Ravynne Nevyrmore]

Hey guys... Aerith and Sephiroth have similar bangs, I think they're the same person.

They are, which means Sephiroth is the most emo character in the game because he actually cuts himself.

 

[ForceStealer]

They are, which means Sephiroth is the most emo character in the game because he actually cuts himself.

Ugh...so cheesy Ravynne...

 

[Ravynne Nevyrmore]

 

[Vendel]

Cloud wasn't any different before and after the lifestream event.

 

[Lord Noctis]

Heres one that irks me. That Elfe is Sephiroth's equal.

I mean really, come on.

And there was one guy on Gamefaqs way back when who said that all SOLDIERS were just as strong as Zack. Similiar statement from another site was that they were all as fast as Cloud.

If thats true, then how come SOLDIER members in CC kept getting pwned while Zack was kicking ass?

 

[Cat Rage Room]

Cloud wasn't any different before and after the lifestream event.

To be fair, this is an easy one to make, there's not a whole lot of game after that!

Heres one that irks me. That Elfe is Sephiroth's equal.

She might be close, though.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

Heres one that irks me. That Elfe is Sephiroth's equal.

I mean really, come on.

Well, she does hold her own against him, and runs off undefeated - and he seems pretty impressed by her. This might have been an act of old-fashioned chivalry on his part, however. I'm sure Angeal would have approved.