New FFVII merchandise reveals previously unnoticed secrets

by August 18, 2011 0 comments

One of our members pointed out some new FFVII merchandise popping up on, most likely the most awesome piece of merchandise ever to have been released by Square in all its nearly-30-year existence.

A cup.

While it is the most awesome merchandise each and every of the FFVII fans (and the haters) should buy and put front-and-center in their FFVII shrine, the most shocking revelation was made by TLS member LicoriceAllsorts – the cup is Rufus’ Ultimate Weapon.

Don't mess with the Cup.

Don't mess with the Cup.

After acquiring and using the polkadot-chocobo’s special Alternate Play ability to get Rufus in the battle against Onyx WEAPON, you can go to the PlayStation menu and delete your save game. Turn off the console, wait for exactly 10 seconds (any more or less and your 999-hour save is permanently lost), then turn it back on. Next, defeat Onyx Weapon with just Rufus, and he will gain The Cup of Rufus, his Ultimate Weapon, which does a guaranteed 99,999 damage and unlocks a hidden date with Rufus and Cloud at the Gold Saucer where, indeed, a happy ending involving the Cup will be shown in a hidden CGI video.

Please share with us any other previously unrevealed secrets of FFVII and its merchandise, who knows what other shocking revelations there may be.

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  1. Shademp
    #1 Shademp 18 August, 2011, 19:38

    Classy, Cthulhu. Very classy.

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  2. Sloppygegger
    #2 Sloppygegger 18 August, 2011, 22:11

    A date with rufus?, now thats something I want to see X3

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  3. Seunia
    #3 Seunia 19 August, 2011, 08:42

    Now that´s just one of the most funniest rumors ever! Don´t mess with the CUP 😀

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  4. Licoriceallsorts
    #4 Licoriceallsorts 20 August, 2011, 20:17

    Now all we need to do is upload the video showing the happy ending to the Rufus/Cloud date. Much squeeing to be had by all.

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  5. aki
    #5 aki 24 August, 2011, 22:19

    2 moogles 1 cup???

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  6. Sy2pie
    #6 Sy2pie 2 January, 2012, 22:35

    I NEED this! I’ll pay anything!

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